Everyone needs a hobby, a little something on the side to break up the mundane nine to five. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a high school chemistry teacher experiencing the biggest mid-life crisis imaginable or a deadbeat student with nothing but time on your hands; we all need a side-project.
Cooked up in the Firebox lab under strictly controlled conditions, Blue Sky Candy is authentic looking peppermint rock candy inspired by the hit series Breaking Bad. Sure, some could say we’re stepping on the toes of the competition, encroaching on turf that doesn’t yet belong to us but that’s because we’ve got the product to back it up.
Coming in at 99.1% chemically pure, we’re manufacturing some serious weight, allowing us to offer these 4.5oz bags at street value. Distributed using trusted yet completely secretive methods, we bring our product directly to you, hassle free. So break off a chunk and enjoy some quality crystal menth… just don’t tell the narcos.
WARNING: Made in factory that handles nuts, may contain nut traces
This is NOT actually crystal meth
Fried chicken paraphernalia not included
Most effective in moderation, look after those teeth kids.
Worldwide Exclusive: Cooked up in the Firebox Lab
Large chunks of delicious candy
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose, Oil of Peppermint, Colour E133
Damn it, Marie! They're not rocks, they're minerals! Hank Schrader, Alberquerque - 6th November 2013
Looks exactly like it does in the picture and is a great gift for any Breaking Bad fan. I almost had to keep it for myself and with it being 99. 1% pure, it's the best you'll find anywhere. Gustavo Fring, Los Pollos Hermanos - 30th September 2013
Where did you get this? Jesse?! Heisenberg, In A Lab Under A Laundromat - 26th June 2013
Firebox says: We were approached in a deserted junkyard by a shady looking character in a trilby hat. He said his name was Heisenberg, or something.