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SEXCEREAL

Feed your libido

SEXCEREAL

Feed your libido

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  • Nutritious and delicious way to help fuel your fire
  • Supersize your sexy times
  • Carefully formulated blends for Him and Her
  • We’re not saying you necessarily need any help in this area of your life. (We are)

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Since the dawn of time, whether for recreation or procreation, we've all wanted to perform at our best when the lights are low. The body is an amazing machine, but it can only perform if it's had the right fuel. Enter SEXCEREAL, the world’s first gender based breakfast cereal formulated by a cadre of sexy scientists in North America.

Each pack of SEXCEREAL contains a heady blend of all natural GMO-free ingredients to fuel your fire, from goji berries and chia seeds, to ground ginger and maca powder. Packed with protein, iron, energy and omega 3 & 6, each serving packs a serious nutrient punch. We recommend using only in moderation or you’ll be ramping up the romance before lunch (not a problem if it's the weekend).

Simply select your preferred formula (His or Hers), follow the surprisingly small serving suggestion and just add milk/yoghurt. What better way to start your day?

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Please Note:
  • Serving suggestion is 3 tbsp per serve
  • Please use in moderation. Or go crazy. It’s your life
  • Berries, yoghurt, bowl and sex life not included
  • Allergy Alert: Wheat, gluten, sesame
Product Features:
  • Specially formulated blends for Men or Women
  • Carefully collected ingredients to ‘fuel your fire’ and set up your sexy times
  • Nutritious and delicious
  • Refrigerate after opening
  • Ingredients:
    • Men: Rolled oats, wheat germ, coconut sugar chia seeds, black sesame seeds, pumpkin seeds, blueberries (sweetened with apple juice), cacao beans, goji berries, bee pollen, maca powder, camu camu
    • Women: Rolled oats, oat bran, sunflower seeds, coconut sugar, flax seeds, chia seeds, cranberries (sweetened with apple juice), goji berries, almond, cacao beans, ginger ground, maca powder
Nutrition Facts (per 45g serving, % RDA)
  • Calories: 190
  • Fibre: 24%
  • Vitamin C: 50%
  • Iron:15%
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 23cm(H) x 10cm(D)
  • Contains approximately 300g
Suitable for Vegetarians

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