Is there a more striking and recognisable Christmas image than a certain reindeer and his large, throbbing, glowing, red-tipped sniffer? Absolutely not.
If horses are anything to go by then this well-endowed portrayal of "Rude-olph" probably isn't far from the truth. And with this shameless festive phallus emblazoned across your belly, you're guaranteed to bring joy and laughter to all you meet.
Shake things up at your Christmas lunch with these highly limited edition jumpers. They're chunky and warm and triumphantly transcend the boundaries of 'tacky Christmas sweater' (just about) and enter the lofty realms of 'mildly inappropriate masterpiece!'
Christmas comes but once a year so make sure you look the part.
Extremely limited quantities available
Not actually hand-knitted, by filthy grandmas or otherwise
We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning. Can also be hand washed and air dried.
Made by Skedouche
Thick and warm
Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
Small Measures approximately 38” (Chest) 25” (Long)
Medium Measures approximately 40” (Chest) 26” (Long)
Large Measures approximately 42” (Chest) 26” (Long)
Extra Large Measures approximately 44” (Chest) 26” (Long)