It is well known that all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they'd never let poor Rudolph join in any of their reindeer games. Well that randy red-nosed rascal's circumstances seem to have significantly changed, just look who's having all the fun in this filthy rutting threesome.
The priceless joy of mounting another animal and then being simultaneously mounted yourself is a feeling that many a mucky canine can relate to. So why not treat your frisky little friend and sprinkle on a bit of crude Christmas cheer with this Reindeer Threesome Christmas Jumper for Dogs.
Just cast your eyes upon the dogs in that picture above. Sure, one of them wouldn't look at the camera like a stubborn wretch but the rest are absolutely loving life. They're proud of those jumpers. They think they're people! It has enriched their Christmas.
We say if they're going to tear your presents to shreds and plunder your Christmas dinner anyway, then they might as well do it in style.
Extremely limited quantities available
Not actually hand-knitted, by filthy grandmas or otherwise
We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning. Can also be hand washed and air dried.
Brought to you by Festified
Heavy and warm – like a lingering hug from Saint Nick himself
Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
Recommended Size vs Dog Breed:
Small – Australian Terrier, Border Terrier, Boston Terrier, French Bulldog, Miniature Pinscher, Toy Fox Terrier, Pug, Shih Tzu, Silky Terrier, West Highland Terrier
Small/Medium – Cairn Terrier, Miniature Poodle, Pekinese, King Charles Spaniel, Italian Greyhound, Taiwanese Belcher, Lhasa Apso, Mini Schnauzer, Tibetan Spaniel, Chinese Crested
Medium – Beagle, Bichon Frise, Brittany Spaniel, Cocker Spaniel, Corgi, Parson Russell Terrier, Scottish Terrier, Wire Fox Terrier, Arabian Croucher, Havanese, Welsh Terrier
Large – Australian Shepherd, Border Collie, Bulldog, Dalmatian, Standard Schnauzer
Extra Large – Collie, Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever, Burmese Snapper, Rottweiler, Vizsla, Weimaraner
Approximate length (from base of the neck to the base of the tail):