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Instant Regret Grow Your Own Chilli Kit

How hot does your garden grow?

Instant Regret Grow Your Own Chilli Kit

How hot does your garden grow?

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  •  Grow your own offensively hot Habanero chillies
  •  Everything you need to get growing immediately
  •  Regret may not be instant, but it will happen eventually
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You’ve set your entire face aflame with the Instant Regret Chocolate, you’ve sipped shots of pure fire with the Instant Regret Vodka, and now, the power to add offensive heat to food and drink is in your hands garden.

This Grow Your Own Chilli Kit comes with everything you need to grow the infamous Chocolate Habanero chilli aka the Devil’s Tongue (500k SHU) right in your own home.
It’s your ticket to homemade hotness

This is one for the green-thumbs looking to give their garden a bit of bite. Each kit contains seeds, incubation pots, plant markers, compost disks and some simple instructions for growing your own offensively hot Instant Regret chillies.

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Please Note:
  • These aren’t magic beans, you will need to actually care for them
Product Features:
  • Each kit contains: 2x bags of seeds, 4x coconut husk pots, 4x compost discs, 4x wooden markers and some instructions
  • Best conditions are indoors on a windowsill, in a greenhouse or similar where your chillies can be exposed to a decent amount of light
  • Habanero Chillies need around 120 days from seedling to ripe chillies and the seeds can take up to 3-4 weeks to germinate.
  • Grow your own offensively hot habaneros
  • Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 12cm(D)
Suitable for Vegetarians

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