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Don't F*cking Procrastinate Mug

Because indecision costs lives

Don't F*cking Procrastinate Mug

Because indecision costs lives

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  •  It's not actually advice, it's a command. You need it
  •  Our designers drink from this mug and it actually works
  •  Just look at this page
  •  Coaster included – don't f*cking leave ring marks


Trying to get stuff done can be a bit like jumping into an ice cold swimming pool. You just don't want to do it, your brain won't let you. The water is right in front of you. It's not actually going to hurt. You know exactly what you have to do but you'll invent a myriad of reasons to prevent you doing it. Deep down you know that once you're in and the initial shock wears off you'll feel great. Alive. Liberated. Fulfilled.

It's explicit and sage advice emblazoned on a mug – Don't F*cking Procrastinate. Well it's actually not even advice – it's a command. Sometimes you need to be told. There’s too much indecision in this life; too much fooling around, farting about, discussing, deliberating, evaluating, proposing.

Man up. Pull yer finger out. Make that big decision today. You need to do it. The buck stops here.

If you genuinely like this mug, even a little bit. Stop procrastinating and just f*cking buy it.

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Product Features:
  • Quality black matte porcelain mug
  • Cardboard "Good F**king Design Advice" coaster included
  • Ideal for tea or coffee or hot chocolate or Horlicks or Bovril. Okay, we’re procrastinating
  • Measures approximately 9.5cm(H) x 8cm(Ø)
  • Holds approximately 300ml

Customer Reviews

I bought this for my best friend who is off to university soon. I figured she might need it! It is in great and I know she'll love it. The coaster and big bag of coffee is a brilliant touch!
Helen Rodway, Derbyshire - 15th July 2014
Fantastic mug. A constant reminder that I should be working, not thinking about working. Offensive in a good way.
Suponex, UK - 20th March 2014
Bought each of the 3 male relatives in my house one of these. Greatly appreciated, lots of laughter and used with pride (and great quality) but the subtle message has yet to work its magic on coursework, homework or DIY completion. I live in hope!
Sarah, Winchester - 4th February 2014
I would have written a review sooner but I was to busy not procrastinating.
Daniel, - 18th December 2013