"I've been walking far too long, drag my feet like everyone". We all know that feeling. Your shoes don't help either. Just look down at whatever you're wearing on your feet now. Go on, do it. Now. Right? Boring. B.O.R.I.N.G.
What we all need is a bit of enchantment in our daily movements. These plush Magical Unicorn Slippers are just the trick.
Slip on these mythological moccasins and suddenly any journey is magical and filled with wonder. Whether it's sliding around the house like Tom Cruise in Risky Business or nipping to the shops to get the papers (get the papers), these ethereal espadrilles just make life better.
They're a legendary mix of cutesy design, golden spangly horn and slightly smarmy grin that only an apocryphal animal of fairy tale standard can pull off. Thanks to their super comfy lining, they fit pretty much all size feet (even the mythical Big Foot) and are guaranteed* to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness.
*that's a guarantee you can take to the bank. If the bank is a fantasy bank in a make believe land, which do not deal in guarantees when it comes to historically spurious creatures.
Unicorns are meant to be only captured by a virgin. We'll let you decide if you qualify
Plush feel. 100% polyester. The crown prince of otherworldly materials
Treat them with platonic love. Spot clean with a damp cloth
Uni-versal size to fit most feet, up to about a UK mens size 10
I am a faithful firebox-er and adore their products, but these have to be the BEST ones yet!! Not only do they look amazingly gorgeous, from the moment I put them on it is exactly how I would imagine riding a unicorn would feel like, soft and extremely comfortable! The only downside is that I can't wear them all the time :) Thank you Firebox, for my magical footwear! Frankee Samson, Biggleswade - 5th October 2013
After much criticism from friends and family for spending £24. 99 on a pair of "meretricious fluffy slippers", when they arrived the magical unicorn powers overcame them and they were completely won over. These are, without doubt, my absolute favourite purchase of the year. I leave them by the front door when I go to work so that when I return home I can slip straight on n to the plush unicorn hide. It won't be long now before I take them to work with me!
I cannot recommend these highly enough, it will be the best £25 you ever spend. Scarlet Milo, Bath - 22nd August 2013
Couldn't recommend these more, like walking on a fabulous unicorn cloud with every step.
Thank you Firebox! Alastair Wilson, Troon, Ayrshire, Scotland - 6th August 2013