"I've been walking far too long, drag my feet like everyone". We all know that feeling. Your shoes don't help either. Just look down at whatever you're wearing on your feet now. Go on, do it. Now. Right? Boring. B.O.R.I.N.G.
What we all need is a bit of enchantment in our daily movements. These plush Magical Unicorn Slippers are just the trick.
Slip on these mythological moccasins and suddenly any journey is magical and filled with wonder. Whether it's sliding around the house like Tom Cruise in Risky Business or nipping to the shops to get the papers (get the papers), these ethereal espadrilles just make life better.
They're a legendary mix of cutesy design, golden spangly horn and slightly smarmy grin that only an apocryphal animal of fairy tale standard can pull off. Thanks to their super comfy lining, they fit pretty much all size feet (even the mythical Big Foot) and are guaranteed* to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness.
*that's a guarantee you can take to the bank. If the bank is a fantasy bank in a make believe land, which do not deal in guarantees when it comes to historically spurious creatures.
Unicorns are meant to be only captured by a virgin. We'll let you decide if you qualify
Plush feel. 100% polyester. The crown prince of otherworldly materials
Treat them with platonic love. Spot clean with a damp cloth
Uni-versal size to fit most feet, up to about a UK mens size 10