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Bathing Bad Bath Salts

Just add Walter

Bathing Bad Bath Salts

Just add Walter

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  •  Firebox UK Exclusive
  •  Carefully crafted from all-natural ingredients
  •  Won't melt your bath like a certain memorable scene
  •  Enjoy a relaxing and rejuvenating bath time experience


Whether you’re an underappreciated science teacher or a kid from the wrong side of the tracks, sometimes the only way to relax is to take a bath.

Crafted from all-natural ingredients under strictly controlled conditions, the Bathing Bad Bath Salts are vastly superior to the bath salts you might cop on the corner. Contrary to a certain particularly gruesome scene, this is one time when baths and Breaking Bad DO mix.

Because we buy serious weight, we can offer these 8oz bags at street value, so kick back and relax in the bath with these crystals… just don’t tell the narcos.

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Please Note:
  • These are not actually bags of crystal meth, but all the same, we recommend you keep an eye out for the owner of your local fried chicken franchise
  • We totally "borrowed" the tagline from @ShortList magazine, because it was way better than ours
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • A blend of course and jumbo ancient salts and organic essential oils
  • Create a relaxing and rejuvenating bath time experience
  • A little goes a long way
  • Contains approximately 225g

Customer Reviews

Walter White, Albuquerque, NM - 16th July 2014
Expensive for what they actually are but just about worth it for the novelty factor! Props to the makers, they're going to make a quick buck whilst the show is popular!
Dan, London - 24th May 2013

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