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Big Face Chimp T-Shirt

T-Shirt of the Apes

Big Face Chimp T-Shirt

T-Shirt of the Apes

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  •  Prolonged wear may result in banana cravings
  •  Relive your evolutionary roots
  •  Don't rely on Mark Wahlberg
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Apparently if we leave it up to James Franco, we'll potentially be surrounded by highly-functioning chimps (just like the one on this Big Face T-Shirt). They will ultimately take over the planet, and thousands of years later we'll have to rely on Mark Wahlberg to save us... and nobody wants that.

Representing a high point for the entire clothing industry; these t-shirts are the perfect union of high-quality, pre-shrunk garments and oversized images of animal’s faces.

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Please Note:
  • A big face animal t-shirt is a gift for life, not just for Christmas
  • Depending on your generation, it may actually be Charlton Heston who saves you... either way, not a great outcome
  • These aren't your trendy, tailored, slim-fit t-shirts and fit is about 1/2-1 size larger than normal. (If in doubt, opt for the smaller size)
Product Features:
  • Amazing shaded 3D effect image of a chimp
  • Designed by artist Vincent Hie
  • Relaxed fit
  • Reinforced double-stitching on all seams
  • Pre-shrunk & ready to wear
  • Heavyweight 100% Cotton
Sizing:
  • Small: 36" Chest, 26" Length
  • Medium: 40" Chest, 28" Length
  • Large: 43" Chest, 30" Length
  • XL: 47" Chest, 31" Length

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