We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options. But in truth, all you need is Sour Worms. A shi*tload of Sour Worms.
Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.
According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in euphoria of up to 510%, nearly 362% more wackiness and only occasional sugar-tantrums. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.
Suggested Serving Size: Bowl
Servings Per Box: Depends on size of bowl
If Gummi Bears are more your breakfast style, head here.
Not suitable for vegetarians
May contain traces of nuts
Jam packed with sugar-coated sour worms
According to the (possibly fictional) nutritional facts on the box you can expect to feel a significant increase in:
Happiness, fun, wow, jitters, tummy aches, sugar-highs, sugar-lows and cripplingly expensive visits to the dentist
Colourful 'cereal box' style packaging
Very low in saturated fats, absolutely rammed full of simple simple carbs