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Sour Worms Cereal

Sour Worms Cereal

Tart your day off right

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  •  Surprisingly high in calories
  •  1KG!!! 1KG!!! 1KG!!!
  •  Sourness will cause the scrunch-face
  •  An excellent source of sugar and very little else
  •  Keeping dentists and dieticians employed, the world over
Save 50% due to a short shelf life, the Sour Worm Cereal expires at the end of November 2013.



We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options.
But in truth, all you need is Sour Worms. A shi*tload of Sour Worms.

Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.

According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in euphoria of up to 510%, nearly 362% more wackiness and only occasional sugar-tantrums. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.

More Information

Please Note:
  • Suggested Serving Size: Bowl
  • Servings Per Box: Depends on size of bowl
  • If Gummi Bears are more your breakfast style, head here.
  • Not suitable for vegetarians
  • May contain traces of nuts
Product Features:
  • Jam packed with sugar-coated sour worms
  • According to the (possibly fictional) nutritional facts on the box you can expect to feel a significant increase in:
    • Happiness, fun, wow, jitters, tummy aches, sugar-highs, sugar-lows and cripplingly expensive visits to the dentist
  • Colourful 'cereal box' style packaging
  • Very low in saturated fats, absolutely rammed full of simple simple carbs
  • Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Dextrose, Gelatine, Sorbitol, Artificial Flavours, Artificial Colours, (Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Red 40), Titanium Dioxide, Acidulates Citric Acid, Fumaric Acid.
  • Measures approximately 21.5cm(W) x 29cm(H) x 7cm(D)
  • Net weight approximately 1.1kg