We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options. But in truth, all you need is Gummi Bears. A shi*tload of Gummi Bears.
Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.
According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in happiness of up to 527%, nearly 387% more wow and only 18% regret. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.
Suggested Serving Size: Bowl
Servings Per Box: Depends on size of bowl
If Sour Worms are more your cereal style, head here.
Not suitable for vegetarians
May contain traces of nuts
According to the (possibly fictional) nutritional facts on the box you can expect to feel a significant increase in:
Euphoria, fun, wackiness, jitters, tummy aches, sugar-highs, sugar-lows and cripplingly expensive visits to the dentist
Colourful 'cereal box' style packaging
Very low in saturated fats, but you don't want to ask about the carbs