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Jesus Watch

Timepiece and goodwill to all

Jesus Watch

Timepiece and goodwill to all

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  •  Let our lord Jesus watch over you
  •  Papal approval pending
  •  Glow in the dark hands (just like the man himself)
  •  Also featuring the Virgin Mary


We’re piously proud to present the Jesus Watch, a 100% legitimate, replica Rolex featuring the face of Mary's immaculate child in a stylish, stainless-steel setting.

Enjoy the timeless style of a Rolex (at a fraction of the cost), safe in the knowledge that Jesus watches over you. Plus, just like Jesus, it's not phased by water, has 3 hands and glows in the dark... Perfect for putting on your Sunday best.

Isn’t it about time you let the Jesus Watch into your life?

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Product Features:
  • Water resistant
  • Glow in the dark hands
  • Stainless steel design
  • Replica Rolex styling
  • Face measures approximately 4cm(Ø)
  • Chain-link band is easily adjustable

Customer Reviews

Serious bling!! The sales manager just threw up on my shoes. Must be working.
Jerry, - 11th March 2014
I'm a vicar and one of my friends bought me the Jesus Watch for Christmas. I love it and will be wearing it at all my Christmas services this year.
The Reverend Ravi Holy, Wye, Kent - 23rd December 2013
Great watch. You can really see the seconds coming. Seemed to stop working on Friday though. Started back up on Monday.
Iain, Scotland. - 1st April 2013
Looks like it could be a bit tacky, what's it like in reality?
Joe, Huddersfield - 29th March 2013
Firebox says: It's brilliantly tacky Joe, thats what we love about it!