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The Original Chicken Handbag

Clucktch Bag

The Original Chicken Handbag

Clucktch Bag

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  •  The greatest rubber chicken 'Henbag' in the world. Exclusive to Fireboks.
  •  Fowl fashion has come home to roost
  •  Roomy, sturdy, sexy conversation starter
  •  Lends itself eggsellently to remorseless punning
  •  Not for the henpecked
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Warning, as hensforth this gets eggstremely fowl. Some of it might go huevo-ver your head...

We’re not clucking around, this Henbag is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Feel like you're too cooped up in your fashion cage? Chook your bits inside, pullet over your arm, head outside - and you'll be the hottest chick in town. It's such an eggsellent conversation starter that you'll have to be careful people don't try and poach it from you. Everyone will want to stick their beak in. Headless chickens flocking around you. Walking on eggshells. You have fashion's golden egg after all. You'll be sure to fly up the social pecking order. All the chicken heads will be shell shocked.

We're not going to teach granny how to suck eggs though. That's no yolk. Think outside the boks. The Original Chicken Handbag has a plucking load of uses. Peckish? Fillet with snacks. Break out of your shell and take it on your hen night (don’t chicken out). You’ll suck seed in making an eggstra special entrance. You'll rule the roost. Staying in? Then feather your nest as you enjoy some chick flicks/chick lit. You'll drive people hensane and massively increase your chances of getting laid, even if it's a fledgling romance.

It comes hatched, without giblets, and offers a free range of movement. No battery needed.

The cost is chicken feed really – a poultry £24.99. That's eggceptional value, even in this eggonomic climate. Come on, quit your squawking. Don't be a bird brain. You'll be the cock of the walk. There’ll be no reason to cross to the other side of the road when they see your eggsplosion of style.

Not sure it's everything it’s cracked up to be? Omelette you decide, I’ve had an oeuf.

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Please Note:
  • Durable, strong, glamorous, rubber chicken handbag/purse.
  • Zip opening measures about 16cm, but it's internal cavity is roomy, so think about what you want to stuffing.
  • Might smell a bit of rubber, because it’s made out of rubber – but it’s nothing too distracting.
Product Features:
  • Made from easy to clean rubber, with tough nylon handles, a nylon base and lining
  • Please don’t try and eat it. It’s not real. Though we imagine it probably tastes a bit like chicken.
  • A bird in the hand is worth erm, two in the bush £24.99
  • Nobody’s gonna nick it. If they try, then remember to either chicken run or put up a cock fight.
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 30.5cm(L) x 20.5cm(H) x 20.5cm(D)

Customer Reviews

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I've been dropping hints about this bag for ages, couldn't believe my clucking luck when I saw it on sale, so I bought it myself as a belated birthday present. My friends all hate it and my best friend actively recoils from it in disgust. I think it is the greatest thing ever. And I don't think it will ever get stolen.... . And now, I see there is a matching purse?! Wonder how many hints I will need to drop this time?!
Kelly, Manchester - 24th October 2014
I lurve Brenda my chicken bag! she comes to school with me ande the children love her! one downside is the opening is a leeetle small, once you have your hand in you cant see anything so it's a bit of a lucky dip!I now attach my car keys to a carabiner hook round the handle and the dangle in!Managed to get a box of my real hens eggs in once which raised a few eyebrows on removal!
Niki Elvidge, EastYorkshire - 20th October 2014
Clucking great. If you don't mind weird looks or strangers coming up to you in the street/supermarket to tell you how much they love your bag, buy it! I am known on my bus route as the woman with the chicken bag and I regret nothing. Short zip, but TARDIS-like inside, although I do need to invest in a puncture repair kit due to heavy usage....
Louise, Leeds - 5th August 2014
What a fantastic bag!! Question- Would it be suitable for a man?
Andrew, Liverpool - 2nd February 2014
Firebox says: Fashion does not discriminate, Andrew. it would be extremely suitable for a man.
I secretly bought this for myself and wrapped it up and put it under the Christmas tree, telling my family it was from Santa. I absolutely love it, it comes to work with me every day and I just don't care so there. I would like the zip to be longer in case the manufacturers are reading this but other than that, long may I stuff my chicken.
Isobel, Cambridgeshire - 6th January 2014
I have to be honest. I received it as a gift and absolutely disliked it. But, here comes the 'but' - But It's like the Tardis! Bigger on the inside and everyone loves it. I never go anywhere without my chicken.
Anneloes, Netherlands - 16th December 2013
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