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The Original Chicken Handbag

Clucktch Bag

The Original Chicken Handbag

Clucktch Bag

(Was $37.89)
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  •  The greatest rubber chicken 'Henbag' in the world. Exclusive to Fireboks
  •  Fowl fashion has come home to roost
  •  Roomy, sturdy, sexy conversation starter
  •  Lends itself eggsellently to remorseless punning
  •  Not for the henpecked
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Warning, as hensforth this gets eggstremely fowl. Some of it might go huevo-ver your head...

We’re not clucking around, this Henbag is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Feel like you're too cooped up in your fashion cage? Chook your bits inside, pullet over your arm, head outside - and you'll be the hottest chick in town. It's such an eggsellent conversation starter that you'll have to be careful people don't try and poach it from you. Everyone will want to stick their beak in. Headless chickens flocking around you. Walking on eggshells. You have fashion's golden egg after all. You'll be sure to fly up the social pecking order. All the chicken heads will be shell shocked.

We're not going to teach granny how to suck eggs though. That's no yolk. Think outside the boks. The Original Chicken Handbag has a plucking load of uses. Peckish? Fillet with snacks. Break out of your shell and take it on your hen night (don’t chicken out). You’ll suck seed in making an eggstra special entrance. You'll rule the roost. Staying in? Then feather your nest as you enjoy some chick flicks/chick lit. You'll drive people hensane and massively increase your chances of getting laid, even if it's a fledgling romance.

It comes hatched, without giblets, and offers a free range of movement. No battery needed.

The cost is chicken feed really – a poultry £24.99. That's eggceptional value, even in this eggonomic climate. Come on, quit your squawking. Don't be a bird brain. You'll be the cock of the walk. There’ll be no reason to cross to the other side of the road when they see your eggsplosion of style.

Not sure it's everything it’s cracked up to be? Omelette you decide, I’ve had an oeuf.

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Please Note:
  • Durable, strong, glamorous, rubber chicken handbag/purse.
  • Zip opening measures about 16cm, but it's internal cavity is roomy, so think about what you want to stuffing.
  • Might smell a bit of rubber, because it’s made out of rubber – but it’s nothing too distracting.
Product Features:
  • Made from easy to clean rubber, with tough nylon handles, a nylon base and lining
  • Please don’t try and eat it. It’s not real. Though we imagine it probably tastes a bit like chicken.
  • A bird in the hand is worth erm, two in the bush £24.99
  • Nobody’s gonna nick it. If they try, then remember to either chicken run or put up a cock fight.
  • Measures approximately 30.5cm(L) x 20.5cm(H) x 20.5cm(D)

Customer Reviews

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This is the most awesome bag I have ever owned. I couldn't have carried on living without it as my constant companion. She can hold a few small items up to a medium sized cat without losing her fabulous figure. A waterproof bag is a bonus living in rainy England. Many people have commented on my lovely hen whilst I bring her around the town. Most agree that she is splendid, others who need a bit more time to adjust to the correct way think she is repellent. Either way its a bag to get you noticed.
Máiréad Madden, Cambridge - 9th November 2014
It's rubber. It's a bag. It's a chicken. What more could you possibly want??? I love love love this bag, be prepared for admiring gances and comments from all the cool chicks. Also be prepared for all the looks of utter disgust and derogitary remarks from the mean girls(upsetting them is one of the best bits about owning this bag). I cannot wait to walk around Hamburg with my horrified work collegues in December when we go for the works christmas do.... They ridicule me on a regular basis for my love of fun and different. B******s to them all I say. This bag is FABULOUS it will be used everyday, it will be loved and hugged and I will call her Henryetta xxxx.
Rebecca, Warrington - 26th October 2014
I've been dropping hints about this bag for ages, couldn't believe my clucking luck when I saw it on sale, so I bought it myself as a belated birthday present. My friends all hate it and my best friend actively recoils from it in disgust. I think it is the greatest thing ever. And I don't think it will ever get stolen.... . And now, I see there is a matching purse?! Wonder how many hints I will need to drop this time?!
Kelly, Manchester - 24th October 2014
I lurve Brenda my chicken bag! she comes to school with me ande the children love her! one downside is the opening is a leeetle small, once you have your hand in you cant see anything so it's a bit of a lucky dip!I now attach my car keys to a carabiner hook round the handle and the dangle in!Managed to get a box of my real hens eggs in once which raised a few eyebrows on removal!
Niki Elvidge, EastYorkshire - 20th October 2014
I love this bag - my workmates recalled the constant hints I was dropping in January and got it for my birthday last month! My chicken bag and I look super cool when we're out together, free range. My next poultry purchase will be the coin purse. You can't take the chicken bag with you to KFC though, it's cruel.
Lauren, Elgin - 8th September 2014
Clucking great. If you don't mind weird looks or strangers coming up to you in the street/supermarket to tell you how much they love your bag, buy it! I am known on my bus route as the woman with the chicken bag and I regret nothing. Short zip, but TARDIS-like inside, although I do need to invest in a puncture repair kit due to heavy usage....
Louise, Leeds - 5th August 2014