Warning, as hensforth this gets eggstremely fowl. Some of it might go huevo-ver your head...
We’re not clucking around, this Henbag is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Feel like you're too cooped up in your fashion cage? Chook your bits inside, pullet over your arm, head outside - and you'll be the hottest chick in town. It's such an eggsellent conversation starter that you'll have to be careful people don't try and poach it from you. Everyone will want to stick their beak in. Headless chickens flocking around you. Walking on eggshells. You have fashion's golden egg after all. You'll be sure to fly up the social pecking order. All the chicken heads will be shell shocked.
We're not going to teach granny how to suck eggs though. That's no yolk. Think outside the boks. The Original Chicken Handbag has a plucking load of uses. Peckish? Fillet with snacks. Break out of your shell and take it on your hen night (don’t chicken out). You’ll suck seed in making an eggstra special entrance. You'll rule the roost. Staying in? Then feather your nest as you enjoy some chick flicks/chick lit. You'll drive people hensane and massively increase your chances of getting laid, even if it's a fledgling romance.
It comes hatched, without giblets, and offers a free range of movement. No battery needed.
The cost is chicken feed really – a poultry £24.99. That's eggceptional value, even in this eggonomic climate. Come on, quit your squawking. Don't be a bird brain. You'll be the cock of the walk. There’ll be no reason to cross to the other side of the road when they see your eggsplosion of style.
Not sure it's everything it’s cracked up to be? Omelette you decide, I’ve had an oeuf.
This is the best handbag I've ever owned! Would highly recommend this to anyone! It's very fowl! Laura Gamble, Leicester - 21st July 2013
Firebox says: It's always wonderful to see our customers so egg-cited about one of our products.
Brilliant bag!!! You certainly gets lots of comments and strange looks in the supermarket! Only had it a few days and already it's my new best friend :-D enough room to carry all your essentials. Only down side is the zip isn't very long. Claire, Essex - 8th July 2013
Love my new handbag to bits! Zip opening is a little on the small side for easy access to contents, but who cares?! It's a real talking point and doesn't even smell rubbery! Flatpack, Basingstoke - 5th July 2013
Just recieved this bag as a present from boyfriend. Absolutely love it, it's fantastic. Thanks Fire-Boks! Hollie, Durham - 4th July 2013
Firebox says: No worries Hollie glad you like it! Its no secret we think that this was an eggs-lent purchase.
Wthout a doubt the best handbag I've ever had - no yolk! So many comments and compliments. The perfect size and fits loads, which makes it look very plump and juicy. Would highly recommend to anyone (except those with rubber allergies). Katie Chalmers, Edinburgh - 2nd July 2013
I don't have one of these...yet. But I have over 35 chickens and have just seen this bag...I might have to have one. Susan, US - 2nd July 2013
Firebox says: Get one Susan, they are clucking unbelievable!