Your [insert lucky recipient] is the best. They deserves more than flowers or a crappy card on this [insert special occasion]. They deserves something memorable. They deserve the Flower Chocolate Pizza.
Just look at it. The pizza base is made up of tasty Belgian milk chocolate. The toppings are Pink & lilac rainbow drops, milk & white chocolate coated honeycomb balls, and delicious milk chocolate curls. It’s all finished off with a pretty wafer daisy in the centre. Mmmmm chocolate.
Think about it. Doesn’t your [insert lucky recipient] deserve a nice thank-you/congratulations/commiseration? Damn straight they do, plus you might even get a slice too!
Flowers may vary in colour
Remember, the Chocolate Pizza is not an everyday food. It’s for special occasions and relationships
Downing the entire pizza in one sitting is probably a bit gluttonous. Fun though
Hopefully the lucky recipient's heart will melt on receiving this, and not the pizza. Although it might if you leave it near a really hot radiator for ages or something (the pizza, not their heart)