From Paris to Perth and Brussels to Baltimore, everybody loves a deep-fried piece of potato. That something as simple as the humble fry has become such a famous food is a true culinary miracle.
With one eye on the great fashion houses of the world and another delving deep into the human psyche; the Fries Sweaters are hand-crafted by nimble Polish grandmothers and feature impeccable polyester workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation.
Whether it makes a statement, or just makes you hungry; this union of food and clothing is an absolute must for any forward thinking chipster.
Please Note:
Wash inside-out
All that stuff about Polish grandmothers may not be entirely accurate
Crinkle-cut cuffs
No saturated fat or carbohydrates
Obviously you can’t smell it through the Internet, but trust us, it smells like quality
Ah, Fries Sweater... Shrouded in mystery. Many have purchased, but none returned to tell the tale... Yet! Will you be the first brave soul to Submit a Review?
EST. 1998
