It’s with great pride (and no little terror) that we bring you the Instant Regret Peanut Butter, following on from recent Instant Regret favourites Vodka, Hot Sauce and Chocolate, this time even the peanuts are angry.
We’ve gone straight to the top and recruited the (relative) ruler of the chilli jungle, the King Naga chilli. We start by milking every last drop of capsaicin from the chillies, which we combine with the finest peanuts money can buy. Throw in a little oil, some seasoning, and a dash of Habanero chilli extract just for good measure. Then we butter it up.
This Firebox exclusive continues our reign of tasty terror, combining a classic spread with the heat of a thousand burning suns. Made using extract measuring an absolutely mental 12 million SHU on the Scoville Scale, it’s not your everyday spread.
HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT'S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
CAUTION: Contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
DO NOT go overboard. Test your tolerance; otherwise you may ruin your BBQ.
DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning.
DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery.
DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter.
Keep out of reach of children.
May contain nuts.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Delicious crunchy peanut butter
Made using 12 million SHU chilli extract
Peanuts, Sunflower Oil, Habanero, King Naga, 12m [SHU] Chilli Extract, Sugar Syrup, Salt