Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

Patch yourself up

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Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

Patch yourself up

Sorry, this product is not available.

Sorry Hung-over Friends!

Sadly, despite overwhelming demand, huge public interest and plenty of positive customer feedback we’ve had to stop selling this product under direction from the UK Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).

The wise science-lawyer-type folks at the MHRA have explained that this product falls under the ‘Borderline’ category, due to the use of the term ‘Hangover’ which refers to a medical condition. This is a regulatory matter, rather than a physiological issue and in no way represents a health danger.

We would need a special licence in order to continue marketing this product, and due to the fact that we are an awesome online store - rather than a giant pharmaceutical company - we have opted to stop selling this product immediately.

So that's it for now hung-over friends, sadly it’s back to square one (or sobriety).

If you’d like any further information, you can have a read here or just get in touch via info@firebox.com.

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Who likes to party? We like to party.

But for some reason we always seem to wake up feeling rubbish. We’re thirsty, have a banging headache, noises above a whisper physically hurt and the merest hint of sunlight burns our eyes. Also, we seem to have stolen a bunch of road signs and there’s a promotional golf cart parked in the garden.

Apparently it’s what scientists call a ‘hang-over’ and afflicts pretty much anyone who drinks alcohol. Sadly, science is yet to come up with an explanation or a cure, leaving us to struggle through this terrible and mysterious affliction on our own.

1. Apply patch to hairless area 30 minutes before ~~Party Time~~ drinking responsibly

2. Party likes it's...
~~PARTY~~ RESPONSIBLE DRINKING TIME!

3. Wear for at least 8 hours after drinking and drink lots of water

4. Remove patch and celebrate the ~~lack of any~~ potential of a slightly lessened hangover

At least, until the Bytox™ Hangover Prevention Patch arrived. Infused with a powerful blend of vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants, just drink plenty of H20 and you’ll start recovering lots of the good stuff you lost while drinking (probably not your car keys though), meaning a faster recovery time.

Now all we need’s a bacon sandwich and we’re good to go.

Please remember that results will vary (just like with a bacon sandwich). If you really don't want a hangover, don't consume alcohol.

Please Note:

Due to the edible/perishable nature of this product, we are unable to accept returns
DO NOT use if pregnant or nursing (but then, you probably shouldn't be drinking booze either), or while operating heavy machinery
Absolutely NOT a complete cure (if you're still hungover, sadly, you're probably just too much of a party animal)
Bytox™ works best in combination with the consumption of plenty of water, and moderate drinking
We're not medical experts, although we do occasionally dress up in lab-coats
Bytox™ Patches are not a panacea, they are one small step in our attempt to cure one of man's great afflictions
Bytox™ Patches are recommended for single use only
Soak with water before gently pulling corner inward to remove
Do NOT wear Bytox™ patch for over 24 hours
Firebox encourages responsible use of alcohol – www.drinkaware.co.uk

Product Features:

A powerful blend of vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants
Helps REDUCE hangovers - assuming you don't go mental when you're drinking
Natural, organic ingredients
Waterproof and sweat-proof
Available in packs of 5 and 10

Dimensions:

Each patch measures approximately 5.5cm(W) x 5.5cm(H)

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Customer Reviews

Why are they no longer available??
Nicki, Essex - 4th December 2012

Firebox says: Sadly, despite overwhelming demand, huge public interest and plenty of positive customer feedback we�ve had to stop selling this product under direction from the UK Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).

I drank a bottle of port, some stella's and vodka and woke up with no head ache or sickness. I still felt tired and had munchies but would of most defo incurred a head ache drinking all that port! I shall continue to use.
Natasha, Devon - 5th November 2012

Tried this for the first time last night but didn't find any difference from how I usually feel the morning after. Also upon removal the skin underneath was red and blotchy.
Stephen, Cambs UK - 4th November 2012

Firebox says: Hi Stephen, sorry to hear about an underwhelming experience. There's obviously a lot of variables involved in how you feel after a night on the tiles (food, water, type of drinks, type of venue, quality of sleep, whether you got lucky) which can all have an affect on how the hangover hits - but we found they definitely took the edges off if we didn't go too gung-ho!

Utter rubbish! Bought these ahead of a big night out in hope they may at least take the edge off. No chance. As bad the next day as ever and £20 lighter as well. Listen to this fool and save your money.
Kcb3010, Liverpool - 3rd November 2012

Firebox says: Oh no! It can depend on a number of variables obviously (how big a big night out, sleep, hydration etc) but we definitely found it took the edge of the rough feeling. Sorry you felt a bit under-nursed on this occasion, perhaps it's worth another chance, but remember they're not a magic bullet and won't help too much if you're completely steamed!

I can't wait, means I can go on a three day bender without hanging, can double up on the patches, hurry up and get them in stock, I want a hundred!!
Kier, London - 2nd November 2012

Firebox says: We certainly wouldn't recommend a three day bender, we don't think your liver would either!