Sadly, despite overwhelming demand, huge public interest and plenty of positive customer feedback we’ve had to stop selling this product under direction from the UK Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).
The wise science-lawyer-type folks at the MHRA have explained that this product falls under the ‘Borderline’ category, due to the use of the term ‘Hangover’ which refers to a medical condition. This is a regulatory matter, rather than a physiological issue and in no way represents a health danger.
We would need a special licence in order to continue marketing this product, and due to the fact that we are an awesome online store - rather than a giant pharmaceutical company - we have opted to stop selling this product immediately.
So that's it for now hung-over friends, sadly it’s back to square one (or sobriety).
If you’d like any further information, you can have a read here or just get in touch via firstname.lastname@example.org.
But for some reason we always seem to wake up feeling rubbish. We’re thirsty, have a banging headache, noises above a whisper physically hurt and the merest hint of sunlight burns our eyes. Also, we seem to have stolen a bunch of road signs and there’s a promotional golf cart parked in the garden.
Apparently it’s what scientists call a ‘hang-over’ and afflicts pretty much anyone who drinks alcohol. Sadly, science is yet to come up with an explanation or a cure, leaving us to struggle through this terrible and mysterious affliction on our own.
1. Apply patch to hairless area 30 minutes before Party Time drinking responsibly
2. Party likes it's... PARTY RESPONSIBLE DRINKING TIME!
3. Wear for at least 8 hours after drinking and drink lots of water
4. Remove patch and celebrate the lack of any potential of a slightly lessened hangover
At least, until the Bytox™ Hangover Prevention Patch arrived. Infused with a powerful blend of vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants, just drink plenty of H20 and you’ll start recovering lots of the good stuff you lost while drinking (probably not your car keys though), meaning a faster recovery time.
Now all we need’s a bacon sandwich and we’re good to go.
Please remember that results will vary (just like with a bacon sandwich). If you really don't want a hangover, don't consume alcohol.
Due to the edible/perishable nature of this product, we are unable to accept returns
DO NOT use if pregnant or nursing (but then, you probably shouldn't be drinking booze either), or while operating heavy machinery
Absolutely NOT a complete cure (if you're still hungover, sadly, you're probably just too much of a party animal)
Bytox™ works best in combination with the consumption of plenty of water, and moderate drinking
We're not medical experts, although we do occasionally dress up in lab-coats
Bytox™ Patches are not a panacea, they are one small step in our attempt to cure one of man's great afflictions
Bytox™ Patches are recommended for single use only
Soak with water before gently pulling corner inward to remove