Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.
We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.
If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.
So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?
Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*
CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling
DO NOT Eat more than a single piece until you have tested your tolerance
DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning them
DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery... or any machinery
DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food
DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances
Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter
Keep out of reach of children
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Made using 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
Delicious milk chocolate
Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla), 6.4 million SHU chilli extract.
Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 35% min
Measures approximately 8cm(W) x 1.5cm(D) x 16.5cm(H)
Weighs approximately 100g
This is the best hot chocolate I know, because it is the only hot enough to make people really suffer. Would recommend it 10/10
Rauli - 31st of July, 2015
Review 1 of 14
Bought as a gift for my friend's birthday, and it did the job splendidly. Insanely hot chocolate, not for the faint hearted.
Partha - 19th of July, 2015
Review 2 of 14
Stupendously spicy. I took great pleasure in watching everyone suffer - worth every penny.
Carlton - 24th of June, 2015
Review 3 of 14
Did exactly what it said on the wrapper. Many tearful eyes, some through heat, some through laughter
David - 23rd of June, 2015
Review 4 of 14
Having tried Scorpion Death Chilli Chocolate, we were looking for something more fearsome, and boy did we find it. Try this at your peril :-D
Clive - 20th of June, 2015
Review 5 of 14
Brilliant, I got this for a friends birthday after having tried some myself at Christmas and it giving me the hiccups! Perfect gift big fun!
Mark - 11th of June, 2015
Review 6 of 14
Wow, took a piece and was surprised by the volcanic action happening inside my mouth. I have shared it out at work with much hilarity.
Antony - 31st of March, 2015
Review 7 of 14
Sweet Baby Jesus!!! It was.... An experience. Such good fun, despite the firey burn of hell in my mouth that seemed to last for an eternity.
Sarah - 2nd of March, 2015
Review 8 of 14
This literally made me sweat with just one cube, I was almost pulling my hair out. Friends really appreciate kind offers of free chocolate.