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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

No. Stop. Don’t

Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

No. Stop. Don’t

$11.00
 
Available to pre-order
Expected 10 Dec 2014
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Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Then have we got the terrifying treat for you! Introducing, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar. It's offensively hot chocolate.

We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.

If you’re the kind of curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to put Tabasco on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned - the Instant Regret “hot” chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.

So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt - our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than we thought. Still, what is joy without pain?

Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*

*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.

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Please Note:
  • CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
  • CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
  • CAUTION: This bar has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts.
  • DO NOT Eat more than a single piece until you have tested your tolerance.
  • DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning them.
  • DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery... or any machinery.
  • DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
  • DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
  • Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16... or over 16 for that matter.
  • Keep out of reach of children.
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • Made using 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
  • Delicious milk chocolate
Ingredients:
  • Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, 6.4 million SHU chilli extract, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla).
  • Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 33% min, milk solids 22% min.
  • Contains Milk and Soya
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 8cm(W) x 1.5cm(D) x 16.5cm(H)
  • Weighs approximately 100g

Customer Reviews

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I tried this chocolate for fun and found it out of this world, I have a restaurant which does the man v food challenge, I now have this as part of our signature challenge.
Resh G, Darwen - 21st April 2014
Painful. Never again.
Neil, Heathrow - 6th March 2014
I was tricked into trying a bit of this on Christmas day 2013 by my uncle. My cousin had apparently tried a piece and he HATES spicy food. As a result I felt pretty cocky and had a go. It was only after I had swallowed the thing that I was informed my cousin had vomited...violently...as a result. The next three to four hours were absolute agony. Very tempted to drop this off in the free for All table at my office and watch the pain train start....
Michael Kennedy, United Kingdom - 27th February 2014
Oh Lord Help me I tried the evil gummy bears, loved them. Then I tried the nuts. Painful, but manageable Then the Russian roulette, a great game But then. . . The ridiculously hot chocolate First you snap a piece off and it snaps like fine chocolate Then you pop it into your mouth and for about 2 seconds it tastes beautiful Then the kick, and it's a hell of a kick. So hot I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both. For about half an hour Thanks firebox. This stuff is amazing The best yet.
Big Dave, Heysham - 16th December 2013
I tried half a square and it felt like I was frenching Satan. No chocolate should have this much power. I now live in eternal fear that the creators of this chocolate will begin an unstoppable world conquest.
Mantra, United Kingdom - 26th September 2013
Firebox says: Hey Mantra, Just a quick note to say glad you 'enjoyed' the chocolate. We currently have no plans for world conquest but as soon as we do we'll drop you an email. We like the way you think.
A freind bought a bar of this and took it down the pub for many of us to try.... . What a laugh, tears vomiting, red faces and burning mouths and tongues, despite being warned it was hot loads of people tried the evil chocolate and the results were fantastic.... . The poor old boy aged 70 tried a bit and we thought he was going to die.... This is serious stuff LOL.
Big Ian, Rugby - 14th August 2013
Firebox says: We don't condone giving this chocolate to old folks, babies or those of a nervous disposition. We do however commend you for your bravery.
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