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Reindeer Threesome Christmas Jumper

Christmas is a time for sharing

Reindeer Threesome Christmas Jumper

Christmas is a time for sharing



$79.00
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  •  Traditional design with a cheeky twist. Tacky to the core
  •  A filthy rutting conga with that red-nosed rascal at the epicentre
  •  Embrace the cherished Christmas values of sharing
  •  Hand-knitted by mucky grandmas (maybe)
  •  Extremely limited quantities available
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It is well known that all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they'd never let poor Rudolph join in any of their reindeer games. Well that randy red-nosed rascal's circumstances seem to have significantly changed, just look who's having all the fun in this filthy rutting threesome.

Christmas is a time for sharing. And we cannot think of a more appropriate and exquisite image to embody these cherished festive values. With this joyous conga knitted across your chest you're certain to turn a few heads and spread laughter and merriment to all.

Shake things up at your Christmas lunch with these highly limited edition jumpers. They're chunky and warm and triumphantly transcend the boundaries of 'tacky Christmas sweater' (just about) and enter the lofty realms of 'mildly inappropriate festive masterpiece!'

Christmas comes but once a year so make sure you look the part.

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Please Note:
  • Extremely limited quantities available
  • Not actually hand-knitted, by filthy grandmas or otherwise
  • We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning. Can also be hand washed and air dried.
Product Features:
  • Brought to you by Festified
  • Heavy and warm, like a lingering hug from Saint Nick himself
  • Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
Sizing:
  • Small Measures approximately 38” (Chest) 25” (Long)
  • Medium Measures approximately 40” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Large Measures approximately 42” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Extra Large Measures approximately 44” (Chest) 26” (Long)

Customer Reviews

Should Rudolph not be in front? Isn't it his job to lead the way?
2T, Dartford - 28th October 2013
Firebox says: Hey 2T, Glad you asked this question. In his working life Rudolph is indeed a leader. But as with many of us, he likes to express himself in the act of love a little differently to his everyday persona.
Warm, stylish and you get nothing but laughs and double takes while wearing this. Well worth it.
Mike, Ireland - 27th October 2013
Bought one of each of these. Classics! My Xmas parties are going to be the best!
Ben, Rickmansworth - 26th November 2012
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