News Flash! We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you this important update from the mighty Channel 4 News Team – led by everyone’s favourite classy TV anchorman.
I'm Jon Burgundy?
A shipment of mugs has arrived at the Firebox HQ, direct from San Dee-ah-go (which, for our non-German speaking customers, of course means 'a whale’s vagina')* and we love them more than a certain TV weatherman loves other household objects. Honestly, they’re kind of a big deal.
Fill your Channel 4 News Team Mug with scotchy scotch scotch and attempt to wash down a whole wheel of cheese, or drown your sorrows after being told you look like a blueberry with bad hair. Even milk isn’t a bad choice, weather permitting of course. With this mug you can just drink it in, because it always goes down smooth.
Featuring a very familiar News Team’s logo on both sides, this high-quality porcelain mug also comes with a cheeky message on the base. It’s a bit rude and may make you slightly unpopular with people from southern California, but they shouldn't even be mad, in fact, they should be impressed.
Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?
Maybe you’re a beautiful, ambitious up-and-coming journalist, or just a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Either way, the bottom line is this: whether you’re out yogging; enjoying a little afternoon delight or even wielding a trident in brutal street-combat, you want this mug in your life.
The News team's logo
Aside from two tickets to the gun show, or a virtuoso yazz flute performance this is the simplest way to stay classy… wherever you are.
*Neither of these is true – the mugs are made in the UK, and San Dee-ah-go (San Diego) really means Saint Diego in Spanish.