The renaissance-era lampshade casts a warm, crimson glow across the bar. A piano tinkles in the corner of the small, dark stage. Many expensive, leather bound books line the walls and there is a slight scent of rich mahogany. Impossibly attractive people lounge in decadent, shadowy alcoves. Cigar smoke hangs like pungent blue smog above your head.
It’s been a tough week. But when it comes time to unwind, you deserve the best.
The amber liquid catches the light as you swirl the Dalmore 62 gently. The unique moulded base of your Roller Rock Glass creates a natural flowing motion, releasing the rich scents and flavours. Outstanding. With a flick of the wrist, a perfectly formed ice-sphere, glistening smoothly, rolls around the glass: cooling perfectly without diluting excessively. Taking an appreciative sip, you reflect that it’s important to take a moment occasionally to enjoy the finer things in life. After all, you’ve earned it.
Of course it’ll soon be time to return to the yacht, and board your personal helicopter to the next big meeting. But for now;Roller Rock Glass in hand, it's time to put your feet up on the 14th Century, hand-carved Brazilian Rosewood footrest. It’s time to relax. Leaning back into the luxurious leather upholstery with a contented gurgle, you’re glad that you took a break from the epic gold-bullion space-station transfer negotiations to order your Roller Rock Glass from Firebox.com. You magnificent b*stard.
Please Note:
Firebox always encourages responsible enjoyment of alcohol
Roller Rock Glass works equally well with or without alcohol
Do not over-fill mould as your Ice Ball may end up with a small nipple, which; while fun, will detract from your overall magnificence
Whiskey is not included
Hand-wash only
Product Features:
Non-tempered, high quality glass tumbler
Unique rock shaped base creates liquid swirling motion
I might buy this excellent product; I think I deserve it. Afterall, people know me - I'm... very important. ;) The Anchorman reference in the description sold it to me! Dylan, Blackpool - 15th June 2012
EST. 1998
