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Portable Queen Cut-out

Your take anywhere cardboard Monarch

Portable Queen Cut-out

Your take anywhere cardboard Monarch

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Carrying the Portable Queen Cut-out

Take oneself anywhere

Is one’s Jubilee party plan lacking a little majesty? Does one yearn for a more intimate relationship with one’s Royal Highness? Would one just like an excuse to have a right royal knees-up with some of one’s mates?

Well, thanks to our new Portable Queen Cut-out, you, along with the combined might of the British, Canadian and Kiwi Armed Forces can have your very own cardboard Commander in Chief.

Wearing a demure, yet frisky cream gown and an assortment of timelessly regal jewellery, Queen Elizabeth II comes frozen in her classic ‘greeting the masses’ stance. In noble silence, she'll stand ready to welcome you home after a hard day, defend the realm or cast a watchful Windsor eye over you while you sleep. Not bad for a one dimensional octogenarian.

Portable Queen Cut-out in the queue

The best 'Q' place holder there is

Portable Queen Cut-out at a store opening

Queenie opens a new Lidl store

Portable Queen Cut-out on the tube

Travelling *ahem* first class

Portable Queen Cut-out standing up

Cardboard Queenie
ready to meet and greet

This movable monarch will bring prestige to any party, without the hassle of the adoring crowds and overdressed security guards. Made from sturdy recycled cardboard she’ll fold up to approximately one third of her usual size, making long journeys with this roving royal a breeze. Plus she’s 100% bio-degradable!

Make your friends feel like visiting dignitaries and impress those nosy neighbours with Firebox’s favourite storable sovereign. Just order now and before you can say annus horribilis, we’ll have this life-size portable potentate on her way to your door.

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The stand

Fold-out stand on the back

Please Note:
  • Squadron of arm-breaking Royal Swans not included
  • Cannot be used as legal tender
  • Balloons and hat pictured in the main image are not included
  • Disrespectfully dirty trainers are model's own
Product Features:
  • Life-size, folding cardboard model of Queen Elizabeth II
  • Her Majesty makes a terrific companion for photo bombing
  • Has a calming influence on Corgis
Materials:
  • Cardboard ingrained with essence of fine dining, shooting grouse and sitting in front of the telly
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 173cm(H) x 51cm(W)
  • When folded with respectful deference – measures approximately 51cm(W) x 74cm(H)

Customer Reviews

I love to kiss it at night.
Bob, Glasgow - 10th September 2012