Portable Queen Cut-out
Your take anywhere cardboard Monarch
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Is one’s Jubilee party plan lacking a little majesty? Does one yearn for a more intimate relationship with one’s Royal Highness? Would one just like an excuse to have a right royal knees-up with some of one’s mates?
Take oneself anywhere
Well, thanks to our new Portable Queen Cut-out, you, along with the combined might of the British, Canadian and Kiwi Armed Forces can have your very own cardboard Commander in Chief.
Wearing a demure, yet frisky cream gown and an assortment of timelessly regal jewellery, Queen Elizabeth II comes frozen in her classic ‘greeting the masses’ stance. In noble silence, she'll stand ready to welcome you home after a hard day, defend the realm or cast a watchful Windsor eye over you while you sleep. Not bad for a one dimensional octogenarian.
The best 'Q' place holder there is
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Travelling *ahem* first class
This movable monarch will bring prestige to any party, without the hassle of the adoring crowds and overdressed security guards. Made from sturdy recycled cardboard she’ll fold up to approximately one third of her usual size, making long journeys with this roving royal a breeze.
Plus she’s 100% bio-degradable!
ready to meet and greet
Make your friends feel like visiting dignitaries and impress those nosy neighbours with Firebox’s favourite storable sovereign. Just order now and before you can say annus horribilis, we’ll have this life-size portable potentate on her way to your door.
Fold-out stand on the back
- Squadron of arm-breaking Royal Swans not included
- Cannot be used as legal tender
- Balloons and hat pictured in the main image are not included
- Disrespectfully dirty trainers are model's own
- Life-size, folding cardboard model of Queen Elizabeth II
- Her Majesty makes a terrific companion for photo bombing
- Has a calming influence on Corgis
- Cardboard ingrained with essence of fine dining, shooting grouse and sitting in front of the telly
- Measures approximately 173cm(H) x 51cm(W)
- When folded with respectful deference – measures approximately 51cm(W) x 74cm(H)
I love to kiss it at night.
Bob, Glasgow - 10th September 2012