When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth… and we will make super-comfortable, plush slippers out of their heads.
Just woke up and feeling a bit brain-dead or maybe you’re just a huge fan of the un-dead?
Either way, who doesn't love having their feet gently gummed by an oversized pair of zombie heads? Which is why you need these plush Zombie Slippers in your life, and since there’s no left and right and one size fits most, you won’t even need your brain to put them on.
Besides; by the time the inevitable zombie apocalypse comes, it’ll be too late to worry about footwear. So order now.