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Personalised Fireworks

Baby, you’re a fiiiiiiiiirework

Personalised Fireworks

Baby, you’re a fiiiiiiiiirework

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Always wanted to see your face in lights? Now you can! With Personalised Fireworks you can plaster your smiling phizzog right across the night sky.

A jaw-dropping climax to any fireworks display, this bespoke box will ignite up to 200 brilliant white rockets all at once, to create a startling likeness of your face that can be seen from up to 30km away. Just set up the self-contained box – making sure it’s facing the right direction – light the single fuse and retreat to the minimum safe distance (approx. 200m). In a blinding explosion that will completely ionize the paper box, your personalised display will launch every single rocket into the sky simultaneously, producing the equivalent of full stadium lighting for up to 5 seconds.

polaroid Plotting Sky

Upload your photo

The software begins to
plot out the detail

Your face is in the sky

So how does it work? Well, all we need is your favourite profile picture. The Chinese boffins behind this miraculous invention will then identify the most distinctive parts of your face using advanced mapping software. Selecting from a ‘palette’ of over 5000 unique rockets, a fully automated manufacturing process will then decide how best to illustrate them as an explosion. It will then optimise their position in your Personalised Fireworks box, making it a convenient and portable size.

Planning to launch multiple personalities at your next display? No problem. Each box features your original picture on the front and your choice of charming message (新年好, 丑陋, 不要暴露在阳光直射, or 感谢谷歌翻译). Which also makes it the perfect gift at weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, birthdays or wakes.

So whether it’s to wow the crowds on November 5th, signal for help, or just guide friends to your campsite at the next festival, Personalised Fireworks will sure to blow up in your face. In a good way.

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Please Note:
  • Best viewed from a distance of 10km
  • Make sure the box is facing in the right direction and check all commercial flight patterns before lighting the fuse
  • Once lit, retreat to a safe distance of 200m
  • Display last approximately 5 seconds
  • In some cultures may lead to idolatry
Product Features:
  • Personalised bloom of fireworks
  • Create the shape of your face (or your loved one’s face) in the night sky
  • Launches a barrage of up to 200 Incredenza Rockets all at once
  • Lights from a single fuse
  • Perfect for birthdays, weddings and wakes
Dimensions:
  • Box measures approximately 100cm(W) x 8cm(D) x 100cm(H)
  • Size of box may vary depending on complexity of features

Customer Reviews

I bought one of these for our new years party and uploaded an image with the text of "Happy New Year", but unfortunately when I lit the firework it was a picture of Rick Astley!! Don't by folks, it's a trick!
Ryan, Suffolk - 15th April 2012
Firebox says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqEVeNqBhc
My fireworks arrived promptly today (before noon), I immediately lit them wanting to see my face in the sky, but because they were the white kind I could not see them properly. If using in daylight I reccomend waiting for the black fireworks which I believe come out next year. My next door neighbours cat loved the packing box though.
Cenydd, Wales - 1st April 2012
I bought these in time for last bonfire night, and in all honesty I was a little disappointed. I sent my photo in as required and I'm sure it was the right resolution, but the light show looked more like Clive Owen than me. I wonder if these are pre-made rather than personalised as suggested.
Tim, Bristol - 1st April 2012