I Rub My Duckie
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 An icon of water-based serenity
While languishing in the bathtub, there are a number of different items that'll make your stay infinitely more pleasurable than a touch of bubbles and a few bath salts. There's the loofah for one, and a more pleasurable back scratching device hasn't been invented. There's also the rubber duck, essential for any aquatic recreation, although seldom seen at any public swimming pools for obvious reasons. The duck is an icon of water-based serenity. A beacon in the fog of a steaming hot tub. A little yellow rubber thing that floats in your bath.
Or at least it was until the arrival of I Rub My Duckie, the rubber duck with a secret weapon beneath the hood. This bright pink duck comes with a removeable feather boa and blinging Swarovski crystal on its beak. Dubbed a personal massager, this Prozac-faced pink peril houses a powerful motor that provides the user with an unlimited (well, two AA batteries kind of unlimited) source of soothing, vibrating enjoyment.
This banana boat of oscillating leisure is fully waterproof and rather than exposing sensitive electronics to that most efficient of conductors, water, this quacked up little toy is turned on and off by squeezing his back, operating a switch firmly tucked inside his rubbery torso.
 Stylish packaging
Not only is I Rub My Duckie's electrical motor immune to watery seepage, it's also very quiet indeed, so there'll be no tell-tale buzzing emanating from the bathroom as you frolic naked with your duck, thus eliminating potentially embarrassing inquiries from roommates. All that stands between you and hours of watery fun with your very own duck is a simple phone call. You know it makes sense.
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Please Note:
- Not suitable for children under 4 years.
- Paris duck comes with genuine Swarovski crystal on beak and removable feather boa.
Batteries:
- Paris duck requires 2 x AA batteries (not supplied).
Dimensions:
- Paris duck is approximately 12.5cm (W) x 11.5cm (H) x 8cm (D)
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"You could be forgiven for thinking, at first glance, that this is a rubber duck for your bath...And while it is, I'm guessing that the motives behind its invention are far from pure." Daily Star |
"As long as your rubber duckie is in the tub anyway, it might as well do something besides just float. This soothing vibrating body massager is completely waterproof and features a strong, but quiet, motor that runs on two AA batteries." USA Today |
"If you ever need a rubber duckie... he's the one!" - Jillian Barbarie Good Day L.A (USA) |
"It's the gift that keeps on giving. You may never want to get out of the tub again!" ABC TV (USA) |
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Win With Firebox! Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite video! We also give a FREE $10.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of the first video of this product that we publish!
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Win With Firebox! Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite photo!
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Oh oh oh my word.... F-f-f-f-f-firebox!!! If you sell any m-m-m-more of these toys...I'll b-b-b-b-buy them all!
Lindy, Harrogate - Feb '07 |
Bought this for my girlfriend. She broke up with me. Still... was a good idea at the time. Lol.
Firebox says: duck? boyfriend? duck? boyfriend? tough choice... Mike Harding, Middlesbrough - Feb '07 |
I bought the travel sized duckie for my girlfriend and we love it...even named it Trevor...It works brilliantly and is so discreet. Great stuff!
James, Sheffield, UK - Jan '07 |
Hehe, bought this for... a good friend... she thinks its ace! I dont think you could do better!
Mick, West Yorkshire, UK - Dec '05 |
AMAZING love it genius!!!! you guys get better everytime I buy something off you!!!! girlfriend loves it !!! THANK YOU FIREBOX !!!!
John Gabb, Winchester UK - Nov '05 |
You can tell he's up to no good. His face is way too smug.
Array, USA - Aug '05 |
My God! Surprised firebox sell such an, er, e x c i t i n g, item... I totally aggree with the other reviewers, firebox say: 'Got a video taken of/WITH this product?'. I'm sure they should up the reward from £10 tho...
Pinscher, Dorset - Feb '05 |
Nice - Yellow - Waterproof - Oh, did I mention it vibrates???? Thanks for my present babe - SJSR xxxxxx
Suzi, Vale of Glamorgan - Mar '04 |
I was given one of these for my Birthday... I have just used it in the bath and It's fab!
Kaz, Norfolk - Jan '04 |
Bought one for my girlfriend. Motor is water proof, but unfortunately the battery compartment isn't, so make sure you have a scrwdriver handy after your fun filled bath time!!!
Jimbob, south west - Jul '03 |
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