Forever uploading pics, posting comments, checking in and updating your status online? Then you need the Social Media Shower Curtain. This tongue-in-cheek water-keeper-offer looks remarkably like the homepage for everyone’s favourite social network.
Clear window for your profile pic!
Admittedly the features are a bit thin on the ground, but thanks to the see-through window you can update your profile picture any time you choose. So that shampoo Mohawk needn’t go to waste. As for making friends... well, that’s where things could get a bit complicated.