Zombie Jerky
Apocalypse cow
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Suitable for Humans and Zombies
Yes, food fanciers, now you can enjoy your very own meaty morsels of the undead. Raised on a diet of corn-fed humans, Zombie Jerky is the tasty, tangy alternative to peanuts and crisps. But before you cry ‘Eeeew!’ and start calling the police, don’t worry – it’s organic.
Or at least it would be, if any of this were true. This delightfully icky stuff is actually made from good old fashioned beef. Dried to perfection and coated in slimy green ‘Teriyucky’ flavour, the chewy snack is sure to go down a treat at Halloween parties. And it makes a great gift to the B-Movie buff in your life.
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Mmm green...
- Ingredients: Beef (99%), Sugar, Water, Soya Sauce, (Water, Wheat, Soya Beans, Salt), Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Flavourings, Paprika, Somke Flavourings, Citric Acid, Dehydrated Potato Pieces [Potato Flakes, Colours: Brilliant Blue, Sunset Yellow FCF], Teriyaki Sauce [Soya Sauce, (Wheat, Soya Beans, Salt), Wine, Vinegar, Salt Onion Powder, Spice Extracts, Acidity Regulator: Succinic Acid, Garlic Powder, Maltodextrin]
- Contains: Gluten (Wheat), Soya, Sulphites
- 13g of Protein per serving
- Artificial Green Colouring
- Delicious chunks of dried zombie
- 35g bag of Green Teriyaki Beef Jerky
- Official snack of the Zombie Apocalypse
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