Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink
It’ll put hairs on your face
It's certainly helped this chap grow a spiffing 'tache!
Rather! Well, actually rather not. Because the follicle-stimulating properties of this fizzy formula are, sadly, complete poppycock. However, with lashings of caffeine, taurine, ginseng and guarana; and a can that looks straight out of an apothecary’s shop; it’ll be sure to put a smile on your face (if not a moustache) and a spring in your step. Indeed, with all these wing-giving properties you won’t even need a flying machine. Chugs away!
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Please Note:
Pregnant women aren't advised to consume more than 200mg of caffeine per day
Not Suitable for Children, Pregnant women or persons sensitive to Caffeine.
- Magnificent facial hair growth not guaranteed
- Energy drink masquerading as revolutionary moustache-growing tonic
- Contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng and guarana
- 2x Cans
- Can measures 250ml
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