Mr Tea Mug

If you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you should have a cup of tea. Especially if it’s in a Mr Tea Mug! This unofficial tribute to the big man features the iconic red-on-black colour scheme with simulated bullet holes. But best of all is the handle.

Slip your hand through these generous golden loops and festoon your fingers with his trademark sovereign rings. Short of whipping your hair into a mohawk and slipping on some dungarees it’s the best way to add muscle to your meetings, or toughen up your teabreaks. Drink up, sucka!