Ron de Jeremy Rum

Porn to Rum!

Ron de Jeremy Rum

Porn to Rum!

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Ron Jeremy with his Rum

Cheers Ron, bottoms up!

If you’ve never heard the name Ron Jeremy then congratulations – you are a thoroughly good person with outstanding moral character. Now under no circumstances Google him. If however, the name of the man causes a cheeky grin to break out across your face then Ron de Jeremy Rum will be right up your street.

A tribute to the moustachioed, erm, entertainer; this 7-year old rum is distilled by 72-year old Cuban Master Distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez (oh him); for a robust oaky taste with hints of vanilla and raw sugar cane.

But don’t just take our word for it. In Ron’s words, “Ron means Rum! I am very proud of my Ron and I hope my many friends all over the world will have a chance to try it.” We’ll drink to that. Bottoms up!

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This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

Please drink responsibly

Product Features:
  • Approximately 750ml of 40% rum in each bottle
  • Exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old rum from Panama (distilled by a Cuban Master Distiller)
  • Inspired by the famous adult entertainer
  • Bottles are First Edition and are numbered
  • Robust oaky flavour with hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane
  • Aroma of oak, fruit and spices
Please Note:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

Customer Reviews

Got a bottle of this for Christmas, for anyone who likes fine rums and adult entertainment this is the best gift possible! Compared to other rums available for less than £50 this is right up there with the best of them, plus it's an excellent conversation piece. Love it!
Simon Miles - 2nd January 2012
Firebox says: Thats great to hear Simon! We like a bit on Ron`s Rum here at Firebof on our special "Rum Fridays!"
Bought this as a Christmas gift (having tasted it in a friend's bar recently). Considering its novelty factor it's really not a bad rum (and I like my rums to be fairly sweet and NOT tasting like wood). AND the bottle would be good to turn into a lamp (coverters available online) to make an interesting ornament once it's empty! I am diappointed that the free Tshirt offer has only appeared a week after the product coming into stock though!
Sarah - 13th December 2011