Dog Mansion

You love your dog, right? Then why on earth is the poor little blighter hanging out in some makeshift kennel in the backyard? Why indeed because thanks to your pooch-loving pals at Firebox, four-legged friends can now reside in the truly regal Dog Mansion.

Presidential in grandeur this comically luxe kennel has been crafted with discerning dogs only in mind. Modelled to resemble an imposing Southern U.S. 18th century mansion it features elaborate lattice windows, real bitumen shingles, a dormer that canopies the entrance area to protect it from rain, and a roof that can be removed for cleaning purposes. A kingdom for your dog? Abso-barking-lutely!

Built to a tail-waggingly high standard in premium varnished weather resistant wood and shatterproof glass, the Dog Mansion is delivered fully assembled and even comes with an engraved serial number. If this doesn’t make Rover the envy of the neighbourhood, nothing will.

But what about size, we hear you yelp? Well in the dog world size really does matter. The Doghouse measures 156cm x 140cm, you might even be able to squeeze in there yourself – perfect after an evening on the lash. ‘You’re shending me the doghoushe?’ Maaaarvelloush!’

Of course luxury like this doesn't come cheap, but you’d be barking to miss out. Besides, how else are you going to achieve that grandiose ‘Gone with the Wind’ vibe for your beloved bow-wow? ‘Money? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.’ Woof!