Hi, I am considering spending all my funding (For the next three years) on this, so I have a few questions:
1. ) Does it have cat-flaps? Captain Kibbles needs his fresh air.
2. ) Legality issues. Am I allowed to park it in any sea, or do I need to ask the UN for permission?
3. ) Henchmen? Or do I have to buy them separately?
Oh, and one last thing:
4. ) Does it come with wi-fi?
Should these be answered I shall avoid destroying you when I take over the Earth.
Doctor 'Not Mad', Flim Island, Off The Coast Of Valencia - 19th January 2013
Firebox says: Hey Doctor "Not mad"
1)We can fit the Cat-Flaps if so desired, how big is Captain Kibbles? We can also fit an automatic stroking device for when your arms get tired from all that maniacal stroking.
2)The good thing about this island is it moves! Perfect for when trying to get away from Hans Blix when he comes knocking!
3)We don't do henchmen. I'm afraid you'll have to source them yourself. We are more than willing to throw in a couple of sharks with frickin laserbeams though.
4)This comes with Tim Berners-Lee as a hostage so Wifi and the Internet should not be a problem!
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