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Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush

Do not incinerate

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Based on the hit video game

We’ve all been there. Woken up in a strange place; not sure how to get out; a vaguely waspish voice poking fun at your love handles. But never fear. Because with the Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush you don’t have to face these situations alone!

Shaped just like the Weighted Companion Cube (or is it just an inanimate crate?) from the Portal games, this 15cm cube is just as curiously endearing. Emblazoned with a heart it’ll always be there to cuddle, talk to and definitely not pop in an emergency intelligence incinerator.

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Product Features:
  • Plush Weighted Companion Cube from Portal
  • Do not incinerate
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 15cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 15cm(D)

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visitor avatar It recieved an incredibly demonic one. It constantly threatens to stab me.
Ryan, Nottingham - 16th March 2012
Firebox says: Oh Dear, unfortunately our returns policy does not cover stabby demonic cubes. I would recommend putting it on a very high shelf
visitor avatar If I preorder now will it be in stock/arrive before my boyfriends birthday (7th march) :).
Ytterbium, Kent - 20th February 2012
Firebox says: Hi there, unfortunately we're not expecting the Cube Plush until roughly the end of March, sorry!
visitor avatar Don't worry, we have warehouses full of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them.
GLaDOS, Aperture Laboratories - 27th December 2011
visitor avatar I'm gonna buy one of these next year! Please get more things from Valve!! I'd be eternally grateful to you (and buy you all the merchandise of course :)).
Webanem, Portugal - 20th December 2011
Firebox says: We will let our Buying Team know!
visitor avatar Was the before christmas thing a lie too?
Mike, Barnsley - 12th December 2011
Firebox says: Hi Mike, we're hoping for the Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush to be in stock early next week, which should hopefully be just in time to get it for Christmas.
visitor avatar Hey, will you be getting anything else from valve store like the tshirts? I've wanted them for ages but they cost more to ship over half the time :(.
Gaben, City 17 - 5th December 2011
Firebox says: Hey Gaben, we haven't got an plans as yet, but never say never!
visitor avatar It is clear that by the responses from firebox to these Portal references that they have never come in to contact with the game itself. Bless :) The cake IS a lie. And this cube is awesome!
Cristian, Leeds - 22nd November 2011
Firebox says: The cube is Awesome and the cake IS a lie!
visitor avatar When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Cave Johnson, - 14th November 2011
visitor avatar Does it come with cake? Or is that still a lie? ='[.
Darren, Gloucestershire - 9th November 2011
Firebox says: Firebox aren't currently in the baking business Darren, however, a little packet of sweets may well be included! Is that a lie? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. We shall never say. Or shall we?
visitor avatar How much does it weigh ?
Bradtek, Conwy - 6th November 2011
Firebox says: Hi Bradtek, the Portal Weighted Companion Cube weighs roughly 6.4 ounces