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Cubed Earwax

Better than a poke in the ear

Cubed Earwax

Better than a poke in the ear

$9.39
 
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Getting your hands on earwax can be tricky. Whether it’s for recipes, packed lunches, party favours, or just as a delicious between meal snack, it’s often hard to find the quality and quantity you need. But don’t despair. While probing all manner of dark places here at Castle Firebox we have discovered Hoxton Street Monster Supplies and their ever-so-moreish Cubed Earwax.

Harvested from the lugholes of unsavoury humans, the precious goop is melted down in copper pans over a gas flame, and formed into individually-wrapped cubes. Cubes which look similar to fudge. Very similar, in fact...

Oh alright, these really are clotted cream fudge. But if you haven’t logged off in disgust by now then perhaps Cubed Earwax is for you. Superbly packaged in a vintage-looking card box it’s the perfect stomach churning gift and a wonderful way to delight and confuse your dinner guests.

What’s more, all proceeds from Cubed Earwax (and the equally gruesome Zombie Mints ) go to the registered charity the Ministry of Stories. This incredible group arranges writing workshops for young people, helping them to hone their creativity, imagination and storytelling skills. What can we expect from the next generation of Hoxton Street Monster Suppliers? We’ll keep our (recently cleaned) ears to the ground.

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Please Note:
  • Contains cows’ milk and soya
  • This product has been prepared in a factory which uses nuts as an ingredient
  • Suitable for vegetarians
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • Clotted cream fudge (170g)
  • From the charity Ministry of Stories (www.ministryofstories.org): encouraging and enhancing children’s imaginations through story writing
Ingredients:
  • Sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk, refined vegetable oil, clotted cream 4%, butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, humectant: glycerine, salt
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 17cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 3.5cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Ordered my first 2 boxes of earwax yesterday, they arrived today ! Very fast delivery. Now this is a unique gift for anyone who likes to be different. Lovely and creamy, not waxy at all ! Great value and something different to give for any occasion. Highly recommended ! Very funny idea, but it works ! Will be ordering more.
Karen Kennedy, Westgate-On-Sea - 13th September 2014
Do you know if this is likely to be back in stock before Christmas?
Poppy, United Kingdom - 16th November 2012
Firebox says: Hi Poppy, this product should be back in stock around the beginning of next week. So yep, should definitely be back for Christmas!
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