Star Wars Yoda Kids Bath Robe

‘Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.’ Yeah, and a dressing gown with floppy green ears leads to…well, we’re not entirely sure because we’ve been too busy wondering why the awesome Star Wars Yoda Kids Bath Robe doesn’t come in adult sizes. Bah!

Yes, younglings, now you can impersonate the greatest Jedi in the galaxy even if you can’t do his Fozzie Bear-ish voice because this 100% polyester dressing gown features a hood complete with green Yoda ears. Help you it can, yes, because it also boasts an embroidered Jedi logo, two front pockets and a cotton sash belt.

Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. But on the off-chance your kids do, the Yoda Bath Robe is just the ticket as it will encourage the little tykes to hit the bathroom and get ready for bed before you can say: ‘When nine-hundred years-old you reach, look as good, you will not.’ Buy or buy not. There is no try.