Dashing Deer Nutcracker

Dashing through the snow, in a walnut-opening sleigh... wait a minute. That’s not right. Or perhaps it is, because the Dashing Deer Nutcracker will open any nut you put under it. Just slot it in the grooves and give this aluminium alloy reindeer’s tail a tug.

Normally that would lead to some very nasty bruises, but in this case you’ll be rewarded with tasty hazelnuts, brazils, walnuts and pistachios – although, if you can’t open a pistachio without help, you probably shouldn’t be operating this kind of machinery. Everybody! Jingle bells, jingle bells...