Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Mini Lock

Short of paying someone to stand by your bike with a big stick, the Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Mini Lock is the ultimate deterrent to would-be bike thieves. Sure it’s got a funny name, but heck it’s from New Yoik. Watcha gonna do? Fahgettaboudit! This rugged U-lock is actually considered to be one of the strongest and most secure on the market.

With an 18mm steel shackle it’ll make mincemeat of bolt cutters and anyone trying to use leverage to pop the lock. Plus, the oversized crossbar has a Kryptonium sleeve for twice the security. We don’t know what this means, but we suspect it’s got Superman worried.

The thick vinyl coating gives the lock a tough look, but with a surface that’s forgiving on your bike’s frame. And a sliding dust cover keeps the keyway free of grit, so unlocking it is faster than a speeding bullet. Well, almost.