You’ve been threatening it for years. Now you can finally deliver. The Stocking With Coal is the perfect stingy gift for the person who doesn’t deserve a sausage. Let alone a lump of coal.
Watch in barely-concealed glee as they unwrap this deeply ironic ‘present’. They might not see the funny side, but it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone else’s face. And the best part? They’re not even good lumps of coal. In fact, these scraps of carbon are so skimpy they’d barely pass muster in Ebeneezer Scrooge’s stove.
The Stocking With Coal really is one of the funniest but crummiest Christmas gifts we've seen in ages. And that includes the neon bobble hat from Auntie Mabel and the scented coat hangers from Uncle Stan. So get ordering - 'tis the season to be stingy!
Firebox says: Hi Debs, sorry that you're not completely satisfied with your Coal-filled Stockings, if you wish to return them, please drop us an email to email@example.com and we'll see if we can help you out.
I was really dissapointed with this product - not something I have ever said about a firebox present! Although the size is stated in the description, I was carried away and didn't realise how tiny it is. . Its kinda hamster size... now wondering whether to box it up for the hubby. Gill, United Kingdom - 28th November 2011
Firebox says: Hi Gill, we are sorry to hear about your disappointment with the Stocking with Coal, why not contact us by emailing Info@firebox.com to see what we can do