Listen up! You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. And that’s why you could probably use a wash.
So freshen up your ideas and maybe change your life with Fight Club Soap. Modelled on the iconic bar from the cult movie’s posters, this lurid pink bar is not – and we can’t stress this enough – made using stolen human fat. Sure, it may well be the richest, creamiest fat in the world but the labelling is a nightmare.
So instead, you can enjoy this lightly-scented, lipo-free equivalent with the only questionable ingredient being caffeine. That’s right; caffeine. It’s like a perfumed punch in the face, first thing in the morning and a great way to freshen up for a night on the tiles (or the floor of Lou’s basement).
We’d love to tell you more, but we’d be breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. So believe us when we say that this officially licensed replica is the ultimate gift to film fans. And if you ever find anything so manly and yet so pink, we’ll eat a whole lead salad.