If you think having a full-on table football game in your pad is the height of laddish decadence, think again. Because the outrageously deluxe 11 – The Beautiful Game Luxury Football Table makes every other table football game you’ve seen look distinctly second division. In fact it relegates them clean out of the league.
Top of the Premiership in terms of, well, in terms of everything, and seeped in WTF-factor, this gorgeously OTT plaything has been created with discerning (and fat-walleted) lovers of the beautiful game in mind. Indeed it’s so striking it’s verging on being a playable art installation.
Designed like modern football stadia
With sweeping curves that replicate the grandeur of modern stadiums the award-winning Beautiful Game is ideal for football loving oligarchs who can’t quite stretch to buying a club. Or monied-up fans with an insatiable urge to splurge.
Featuring atmospheric integrated lighting with central lights that automatically indicate the score, the Beautiful Game renders plastic abacus-style counters obsolete. What’s more, brushed chrome metal players are a luxe upgrade from the usual plastic clowns. And check this out – the players’ individual shirt numbers remain illuminated in striking red throughout each match.
Play a quick game with your friends
Taking over a year to design to its current ludicrously high spec, every aspect of this awesome table has been meticulously handcrafted by skilled artisans. Unveil this baby in one of your mansions and pals will drop to their knees in utter disbelief and weep with jealousy before pulling their shirts over their heads and doing a few Nani-style backflips in pure unadulterated joy. Probably.
Each players number illuminates
Each table is individually numbered and handcrafted over a period of 12 weeks from the point of order to delivery. And if you’re a genuine Premiership footballer that’s more than enough time to pay off the £45,000 quid you’ll have forked out in the first place. In fact you’ve probably earned that in the time it took to read this paragraph. So what are you waiting for, the Beautiful Game Luxury Football Table is a bargain. Gooaaaallllll!
Each table is handcrafted and will take approximately 12 weeks from order to delivery
Winner of Red Dot and GIO design awards for excellence
Designed in the style of modern football stadia
Can be powered through the mains or built in battery pack (approximately 12 hours of play on a single charge)
LED lights around pitch perimeter, goal areas, goal lines, ball returns and digital score counter
Measures approximately 150cm(L) x 120cm(W) x 101.5cm(H)
With 'free delivery'?! For £45, 000 I should think so too! Kirsty, Plymouth - 24th November 2012
Firebox says: Well it IS over £50...
More money than sense springs to mind! I only clicked on because I saw the £45, 000 and thought it was a typo, will this table do the cleaning and cook for me? I sure do hope so at that price! Stacey, UK - 21st November 2012
Firebox says: Well Stacey, it is an awarding winning luxury table!
As soon as I win the lottery I am all over this! I suppose it could go nicely in my inevitable box at Wembley or half time...and one for home too. Jon McCallum, Nottingham - 30th May 2012
Has anyone actually enquired for one of these ?? Cuz I think you would have to be mental to do so. Aaron, Antrim - 15th April 2012
Firebox says: We sure have, and I can assure you, they be sane! (does swinging from the chandelier count as insane?)