How To Speak Zombie
Grrr-arrrg. Repeat.
Learning any new language can be tricky. But learning Zombie can be especially difficult when you’re busy trying to fight them off at the same time. So save yourself a headache when Z-day arrives and get some much-needed practice with How To Speak Zombie.
This helpful and instructive book has built-in audio to take you step by step through your Zombie ABCs – the electronic sound module helping you to perfect not only your spelling, but pronunciation too. With helpful asides and handy illustrations it also sheds light on etiquette and customs for life after an invasion. Where zombies like to go out, exercise, or just relax after a hard day of shambling about. It’s all here in black, white (and a bit of red). Altogether... ‘Grrrr! Arrrrg!’.
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Use the electronic sound module to hear the correct pronunciation |
Colourful cartoon images depicting many situations |
Fun for all ages, even ghosts? |
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Product Features:
- 12 page board book on how to speak zombie
- Great for zombie fans of all ages
- Includes sound effects for proper pronunciation
- Measures approximately 17cm(W) x 21cm(H) x 2cm(D)
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My Girlfriend brought me this book for my birthday. Its a good laugh and the section on ordering coffee will come in very useful for the future zombie apocalypse !Dean, Birmingham - 7th October 2011
Firebox says: Agreed Dean! Let's hope that if you get turned you can just stick to a coffee based diet eh?
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