Zombies are all the rage. And why not? After all, everyone's woken up with that dawn-of-the-dead feeling before – shuffling along, barely able to form words, driven by a primal need for meat... or a bacon sandwich, in our case. But don’t worry, for just these situations (and many more) there’s Zombie Blood Energy Drink.
Human blood also available
Gruesomely amusing, this highly caffeinated 100ml energy potion is packaged in a resealable transfusion-style bag. The lurid green liquid even has a dangerous-looking biohazard sign on the front. Dead-heads will love ‘em. Mmm… thick, cloudy, nutrient-loaded sustenance!
Slurp on one of these ultra-realistic sachets in public and you’re liable to get splatted with a cricket bat or chased out of town by an angry torch-wielding mob. Flippin’ humans, eh?
Unfortunately the Zombie Blood Energy Drink won’t make you immortal or help you flag down Milla Jovovich, but it makes a great Halloween prop or way to wake up your brain. Mmm... braaaain.