22nd Feb 2012

Worst Case Scenario Books

Tricky dilemma? Look no further...

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Anyone who's been on a disastrous date with someone resembling the love-child of Dean Gaffney and Donatella Versace will no doubt have found themselves desperately eyeballing every exit with a view to disappearing through one of them at ramming speed. Worst Case Scenario: Sex and Dating advises caution in such a situation. Why risk embarrassment to yourself when you can slip away quietly, leaving only one party red-faced? It's called damage limitation, don't you know...

Whatever the sticky scenario, chances are one of the books in the Worst Case Scenario range will have the answer, crammed as they are with advice from respected authorities in a huge range of fields.

Oh, and did we mention they're an absolutely hilarious read as well? We have now. Sample scenarios include:
  • Surviving a hostage crisis
  • How to preserve a severed limb
  • Avoiding a charging bull
  • How to deal with meeting the parents
  • Survive a fall onto subway tracks
If you can't find the answer to your particular quandary within the hallowed pages of the Worst Case Scenario books, you've either been very, very stupid, or spectacularly unlucky. Either way, you're screwed...
The latest addition to the Worst Case lineup is the Christmas Survival Handbook, containing yuletide gems such as how to:
  • Fend off a charging Reindeer
  • Evade a Stampede of Shoppers
  • Extinguish a Burning Turkey
  • Untangle Christmas Tree Lights
  • Explain That There is No Santa


Check out some sample content:


How to give a date the slip

How to unhook a bra

How to spot a fake orgasm


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Each paperback volume contains 176 pages and measures 12.5cm x 18cm (or 5 inches x 7 inches in old money).

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visitor avatar Got the Travel edition for a mate about to go off on a gap year... It made her smile! Even if it did panic her a bit.
Jess, Melton Mowbray - 2nd March 2006
visitor avatar I bought the yellow one a few weeks back. Its very funny, although the liklihood you can do any of what it says, let alone find yourself in any of these situations, is very small.
Mark, Grimsby - 28th October 2002
visitor avatar Great stuff! How to do all the real life things that action heroes do, and not die trying! Simple handbooks on how to become members of the A-Team. Classic!
Face, Herefordshire - 30th September 2002
visitor avatar Although its unlikely you'll need any of the information in these books. but you never know...
Dave, Derby - 18th September 2002
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