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It’s not clever and it’s not grown up. Which is exactly why the Doggie Doo Game has caused such a wave of giddy hysteria online. Just watch the advert below.
Feed the doggie...
Pump the lead, according to the number on the dice
Oh, look out!
3 poops on your scoop to win!
As the name suggests, this game is all about the business end of an extremely regular Dachshund. Just roll the dice and take turns to feed him biscuits, made from brightly coloured modelling compound. Pump the handle of Doggie’s lead when it’s your turn and if you’re lucky (yes, lucky) he’ll pass a generous nugget of the brightly coloured stuff onto your scoop. The winner is the first to collect three doggie doodahs on their scoop.
Sounds disgusting? Well... it is! A bit. But just a few minutes of playing this unashamedly ridiculous game and you’ll be gazing expectantly at Doggie’s wiggling tail, listening for the sounds of ‘one-on-the-way’ and having more fun than a fox in a chicken poop. Coop!